Profile headlines for dating

I can see the mountain, the banjo and even taste the bananas. I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. This guy likes to keep things short, and sweet yet what he writes about is compelling.

He has stimulated my sense and women appreciate that ability in a man. XOXOXOXO applause: I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. A few things important to me: Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind. He’s an individual that is giving back within his community.

One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.

so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

Speaking of dance, I am recently into Salsa, and Tango… For those of you out there that are good looking and striking out with women—balance is what equals success.

B-B–B-BUT…oh come on, by now you know that there is a BUT coming. This guy does a great job at putting the girl at ease.

He mentions that in the worse case scenario “we might end up becoming great friends”, eliminating any forced expectations.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…

Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!

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